class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

(via apokelypse)

sometime in the future

  • old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
  • grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
  • old me: it was a long war.
  • grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
  • old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
  • grandchildren: grandma
  • old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
  • grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE

sundrownplace:

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.

sundrownplace:

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.

(via coluring)