Sheeps, goats, alpacas, pandas, sloths, llamas. Emma Watson. FOOD. Harry Potter & Pokémon
Every April Fools' .
- I told you so.
- Your annoying me.
- I’m right and you’re wrong.
- I’m the best.
- Fuck off.
- I’m bored.
- Oh my gosh… you people are so dumb.
- Is this a competition?
- Admit I’m right.
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
Fun shark attack facts: In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
Conclusions: Humans are assholes.
Sharks are not assholes.
Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
this could be us but you playin
this is a picture of soph loserslol and her boyfriend
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it
really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”