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Singapore;
Every April Fools' .

aries-lover:

- I told you so.
- Your annoying me.
- I’m right and you’re wrong.
- I’m the best.
- Fuck off.
- I’m bored.
- Oh my gosh… you people are so dumb.
- Is this a competition?
- Admit I’m right.

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

cumfort:

genitaled:

this could be us but you playin

this is a picture of soph loserslol and her boyfriend

cumfort:

genitaled:

this could be us but you playin

this is a picture of soph loserslol and her boyfriend

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

butleronduty:

porphyrogenetic:

buzzfeed:

Inside China’s Insane Witch Hunt For Slash Fiction Writers

Bravo China on a totally proportionate response. It’s about time someone took action against the very real threat that is slash-fic.

it’s all fun and games until someone writes a slash-fic

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”